wowfunniestposts: the internet itself has gotten rude “Uh” “UH” “UH” “UH”

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  • one third of me: I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute
  • one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
  • one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves

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PLEASE
  • ♂ = I am a boy who has a crush on you
  • ♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you
  • ✂ = Just delete your tumblr already
  • ✌ = You’re awesome
  • ♡ = I love your blog
  • ❁ = You’re beautiful
  • ✓ = I hate you
  • ☹ = You’re ugly
  • ☀ = I want to fuck you
  • ♬ = I wish we were close
  • ♧ = I wish we were friends in real life
  • ☆ = I relate to a lot of the same things you go through
  • ☮ = You inspire me

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fuckyeahtattoos: This is mine and my best friends tattoo. Both (left), close-up of mine (right). It is a silhouette of Peter Pan, Tinkerbell, Wendy, John, and Michael. We met while we were both working in entertainment at Walt Disney World and we instantly fell it love. We eventually ended up living together for a while and continued to only grow closer. Our lives began to take different paths and we both ended up in different states for various reasons. He came down to visit me earlier this month and we decided what better way to celebrate our friendship than to get marked for life.  We chose this design because he truly is the Peter Pan to my Wendy. We came together at crazy times in our lives and he taught me to always keep the child within me alive. Also, because it was fitting that we get a Disney inspired tattoo since we that is where we met and Disney has been a huge part of our lives.  Our tattoo’s were done by Harvey Deal in N. Port, FL.
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linkedmindz: wolfhairfordinner: I tried to play games with a girl the other night and its just so so bad.They can’t seem to co-ordinate one hand with the other! My girlfriend beat me at Mario Kart some months ago :( :(
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